Live Blog Of the Christian Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs ate Steak and Eggs...and Turkey Legs cause they lived in Renaissance Times.

I'm sorry, you can't claim that becuase fruit bats have sharp teeth and only eat fruit that Dinosaurs only ate fruit becuase they have sharp teeth. Just....I mean...correlation does not equal causation.

They're claiming that Noah's Ark and the great flood are why Humans eat meat?

OK, now I know they're just screwing with me.

...You have hideous head.

The Greeks saw Dinosaurs?

Oh, come on, claim that we have Latin Names for Dinosaurs becuase the Romans saw them...do it!

Yeah...I don't think the Triceratops is the only thing you love......

I want to go to Evolutionist Camp!

Scientists don't know, but Frank J Sherman III does!

They're not Sean and Dan, becuase they're HERP and DERP

Velicoraptor's gonna cut a bitch so bad, he gonna wish you didn't get cut so bad.

Porch Monkey, we're taking it back.

....Dragon Legends?

Dragon Legends!

DRAGON LEGENDS!

That's your proof that Dinosaurs are real?

Dragon Legends?!

WE LANDED ON THE MOON

WE LANDED ON THE MOON

So...your whole argument boiled down to a passage in Job that says a great beast "had a tail like a Ceder" and that there are Dragon Legends throughout history.

You know...there are legends about Cyclops throughout history and multiple cultures...does that make them real?

Tell me, tell me the part about Dinosaurs that you don't like. Let me guess, it's that "They're being used to lie to people?"


Oh, I'm sorry, "Being used by The Devil to lie to people."

My bad.

I wish this movie was Y-stinct

One Last though...this is bullshit.

"There are a couple of things more important than Dinosaurs..."

Like:
Dat Ass.
Dem Titties.
Dem Hips.

Did Dinosaurs not get into heaven becuase they're sinners?

What was the Dinosaurs sin? Being Bad-ass?

I don't like Don.

Did Don just accuse me of committing Adultery, and what the Frack does that have to do with Dinosaurs?

Oh, like you've never undressed a women with your eyes Don, you're the dude foundling with his bone on screen.

Holding a Dinosaur bone does not make a rant on the Ten Commandments relevant to the rest of this fracking movie.