"Chritopher" Christian Weston "Ricardo" Chandler

not only is he racist, bigoted, and anti-Semitic....hes a total dirtbag... now if only he had been around when those cops came. That would have been GREAT!

Then we could have gotten a CWC mugshot. Wouldn't that be great!

...Wow.

No videos or audios lately, so the only source of CWC entertainment lately has been his frequent changes to the CWCipedia, which luckily the CWCiki has been quick to catch the initial posts before Chris edits himself.

More than anyone wanted to know about Chrissy's Love Quest can be found here:
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Notice in the Damien Antaria article that Chris is still a racist, thinking that all trolls are black. And I'll leave you with this quote from Chris about his most recent sweetheart:

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And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.

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And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.

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I dont like this comic.... :(

WARNING, before watching this video... its pretty disturbing, even for Chris.

Mount And Do Me

42 Bust

That is all.

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I just watched this video...not a good one to watch right before going to bed. It's pure nightmare fuel.

And I love how he calls her "Ivy" after his...demonstration.

This has the potential to get hilarious. Da trolls are convincing Chris to take slowly take apart his PS3, by claiming parts are bugged and thats how they keep hacking his PSN account. They started with the Wi-Fi antenna.

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And that just voided the warranty, too. So once Chris has taken apart his PS3, he won't be able to send it to Sony for a replacement. Oh those trolls!

And what about that Pokemon shirt, circa 2000? It makes his boobs look even bigger!

There has been some new Chris-chan stuff but its been pretty boring when compared to the previous ronery muscle bra rants. Its all on the CWCki of course.

So uhm... Chris-chan for the first time makes me think that he is a danger to other people. Supposedly he was caught in the Game Place parking lot (the store he is banned from) taking pictures of Michael Snyder's (the manager of the Game Place) daughter. What Chris-chan wants with pictures of an allegedly underage girl, I don't want to know. After being caught Chris supposedly tried to run Michael Snyder over with his car. Police were called and Chris was questioned, they made him delete the photos he had taken and nothing else seems to have happened.

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WOW
I think Chris's little play world is becoming reality to him. We've seen how his comics are getting more weird and violent, and I think somehow this is transitioning into real life for him. He really shouldn't be driving and I think Michael Snyder should get a restraining order. All the police have to do is take one look at the CWIKi!

Ladies (or Gentlemen?), he's single!

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You beat me to it! I was just about to post that picture. Too awesome.

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TV Tropes analyzes Sonichu.

quotes I never want to see side by side....again:

"I cannot be deprived of my balls." "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!"

I would have posted something about this earlier, but then Jake linked to TV Tropes, so I was occupied for the next 2 hours after reading the post. I like that someone seriously analyzed who the target audience is for Sonichu. I love when people analyze things that shouldn't really be analyzed.

Finally an update and I can't get it to work.

Bob Chandler has a phone conversation with the Game Place dude. I can't download the file though.

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Here is the call.

Apparently Chris can't balance his money and tells his parents its dem damn dirty trolls hacking his credit card account.

New video was just leaked. For context this is Chris-chan's "audition" tape into a super secret troll society. Also he has a towel over his head, but its so obvious its Chris, the fuck is this man-child thinking.

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Sadly it seems the video was leaked because this form of trolling was going anywhere.

More stuff. Chris-chan posted the following stuff while posing as a troll (its pretty hilarious if you read it in Chris-chan's voice):




First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind.

Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is Junior Jenkins (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the "Jinkies"). LOL. I had a birthday recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to Ruckersville from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from Chrissy's house. Sadly, though, the blinds to his bedroom are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house.

I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud!

I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for my older sister if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a gay couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my girlfriend, Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from Middle School, and her mom was a Bondage Queen.

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But last January, I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked mine. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation.

Anyway, after moving here, I have studied the times of exits and entries from the Chandler Chateau, looking for a pattern. There was definitely one with Robert, morning for breakfast at B.K. and afternoon outings to I.D.K. where. Barbara appears to come out mostly either in the afternoon or night; sometimes in the mornings. And Chris has no set pattern as far as I can tell yet.

But I'll post new stuff as I learn them, some with (hopefully embarrassing) photographs of Chris as I learn and take.

Smell ya later,
Junior Jenkins "Jinkies".

NEW VIDEO NEW VIDEO NEW VIDEO

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I love how Chris gives his phone number and address, and then a couple of minutes later, advises everyone to not give their personal information over the internet.

FUCK YEAR!

Looks like someone got tired of ModNation Racers. I'm fixing to watch the videos right now.

Edit: Haha, he accidentally deleted everything he had on his PS3. This is video is strangely sad as he admits that all he has worked for (yeah I know) for 3 years is gone all of a sudden and it wasn't the trolls that did it, but himself.

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