"Chritopher" Christian Weston "Ricardo" Chandler

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FlyingStewardess wrote:: I can't believe that Clyde Cash's name is still around in Chris chan videos. Vivian...LOL. Who is making money of the YouTube account? Wow.

I'm really not sure why he believes Vivian is making money from the audio books, but its Sonichu related which means that Chris will overestimate its worth.

But yeah, he still believes Clyde Cash was real.

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Chris-chan's resume has surfaced, he posted this originally on Monster.com

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So the question is, would YOU hire this man?

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no. no I would not.

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I'm just shocked that he didn't mention his LoveQuest / virginity in the resume.

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Torgo's Pizza wrote:: I'm just shocked that he didn't mention his LoveQuest / virginity in the resume.

lol. Reference on a virgin? "My Mother...."

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I would hire CWC for his "elbow greased strength".

Oh, and if you want to know what the next trolling opportunity is, it's posted on the top of Chris-chan's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Here's the text:

"We, true and honest Sonichu fans wish to raise money to officially register the copyright of "Sonichu" with the US Copyright office.
The registration will be in the name of the late "Clyde Cash."

If this actually happened, this could be the thing that would break Chris-chan.

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This would easily be the greatest trolling attempt of all time. So hoping they can pull that off... although I don't want to see CWC kill himself, maybe this would help him instead? Maybe he'd finally move on from his "adventures" with Sonichu? Nah, he'd merely post a rage video and pretend he still has the copyrights.

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Chris-chan has already posted audiobooks for all of his completed comics (there are 9 total). Chris proves that quality truly is greater than quantity.

Edit: My mistake there are more than 9 comics, there is at least 11 with several "sub-episodes". My knowledge in Chris-chan lore has failed me.

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New Chris-chan video. I'm not sure what is going on at the 1:55 mark, maybe his mom walking in on him? Also for some reason he has a microphone, and you can for sure hear his mother speaking at the very end of the video.

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I also found this:

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So I can't wait for that official merchandise to be released... LOL.

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Torgo's Pizza wrote:: Also for some reason he has a microphone, and you can for sure hear his mother speaking at the very end of the video.

Notice the blue strip around the microphone? Thats because it indicates second player microphone in singstar for the PS3. Yeah. Hes using a ps3 microphone. yeah... so apparently Chris is working on singing..

edit: I just realized why he always has a ps3 controller in his hand. You can use the ps3 eye to record videos of yourself, he uses the mic for better sound and well you need the controller to stop recording and the like. ugh. I put too much thought in realizing this shit.

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He couldn't make those videos on that damn Hex Boxx.

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nope cause that would mean hes gonna go to hell with those damn dirty trolls

He checked with Sega....

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I beat CWC has a Sonic phone, 'cause he's got Sega on speed dial!

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there is probably someone assigned for all cwc calls at Sega.

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He has actually hired a publicist, I'm not kidding. Said publicist is in charge of finding this shit out and keeping the Sonichu name safe. I really wish I was making this up.

How do I know this? I have sources Cool

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-___- I think some cwc trolls are just pulling his tail seriously.

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StarTrekRules wrote:: -___- I think some cwc trolls are just pulling his tail seriously.

Ok I admit I was making that up. But it'd be funny if it was true.

Torgo's Pizza wrote:: He has actually hired a publicist, I'm not kidding. Said publicist is in charge of finding this shit out and keeping the Sonichu name safe. I really wish I was making this up.

How do I know this? I have sources

Do tell?

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Gammaraymay wrote:

Torgo's Pizza wrote:: He has actually hired a publicist, I'm not kidding. Said publicist is in charge of finding this shit out and keeping the Sonichu name safe. I really wish I was making this up.

How do I know this? I have sources

Do tell?

I was lying I've got nothing. But you can get some info here:

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The real inside scoop is over on the PVCC forums, but they are exclusive.

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oh fuuu.... Heather is working on something EPIC!!! and Alex is listening to it as I type this. EPIC man... EPIC ...all I can say is CWC rap

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StarTrekRules wrote:: oh fuuu.... Heather is working on something EPIC!!! and Alex is listening to it as I type this. EPIC man... EPIC ...all I can say is CWC rap

I feel left out Crying or Very sad

I look forward to hearing it.

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I'm actually making another section of the forum for side projects and whatever Heather thinks up when she drinks too much coffee. So you should see it there later tonight.

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